I like having serious talks with people.

ceeebui:

Not only do you learn a lot about the other person but you let out a lot of things you’ve been keeping inside for a long time. I love that feeling you get when you finally get to tell someone about something you’ve kept in for so long. It’s just so relieving. 

(Source: gladicecheungg)

(Source: lightthefuze)

5th grade
  • friend: spell ICUP
  • me: I-C-U-P
  • everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD

"I am a hard person to love but when I love, I love really hard."

Tupac Shakur (via annnielo)

(Source: seductionisdestruction)

  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

helenveeew:

chasingmaryjane:

ksteez:

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

omggg I’m crying fdkjgnfdkngfd

(Source: the-vashta-nerada)

(Source: ohshawty)